Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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