shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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