i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Blood and glitter go together right?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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