He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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