hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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