sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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