i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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