despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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