dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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