Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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