ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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