I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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