Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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