please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
it was like eating out sand paper
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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