so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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