im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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