Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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