Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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