Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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