: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My first STD was from a foam party
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
