I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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