You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She said her name was "party"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize