My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
