kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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