Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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