did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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