Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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