Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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