I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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