So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize