How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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