are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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