Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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