im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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