Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sext me about skeletons
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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