The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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