i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Michael Bay diarrhea
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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