At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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