But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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