Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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