Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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