Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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