I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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