I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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