i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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