I CAN MOONWALK!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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