When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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