It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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