i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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