Say something about gay babies.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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