all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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