The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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