What a fucking waste of an outfit
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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